RY4N CH4PPELLE: J4CK, look at this report that just came across my desk:
Sutherland, whose notorious for his drunken antics, started the night out quite calmly, according to bystanders! "He was initially soft-spoken, mellow and pleasant. He was ordering Maker's Mark whiskey cocktails and was even posing for some pictures." It wasn't until a number of drinks later when another bar patron made a comment to Kiefer, which caused the TV star to fly off the handle. The two started pushing each other back and forth until Sutherland's friends stepped in to calm the poor alky down, the National Enquirer reports. Kiefer apologized profusely for his poor judgement, even leaving a $20 tip for the trouble he caused, although a witness pointed out, "…he was so wasted, he flung the bill and it landed nowhere near the bar."
Can you explain this J4CK? I certainly don't know how to explain it to division.
J4CK B4UER: Damnit Ryan, we don't have time for this right now! Just let me do my job so we can get to these rogue s4lts and disarm them before millions are people are killed.
