TONY OCE4N: We have a situation. This highly potent salt lick has gone missing from a soviet stockpile. We need to locate it before it released into the water system of a major city or millions of people will die.
J4CK B4UER: I need to speak with the president!
TONY OCE4N: The President doesn't exactly know about this yet, Jack...
D4VID P4LMER: What's this I hear about a missing salt lick, Lynn?
